Video Game Reviews (Score Low-High)

Call of Duty: Black Ops Declassified

2012-11-14 PlayStation Vita

You'd think that the people in charge of the Call of Duty franchise would be more protective of it than this.

Family Guy: Back to the Multiverse

2012-12-04 Xbox 360

If you are a fundamentally terrible person on every imaginable level, then Family Guy: Back to the Multiverse is the video game for you.

Fable II Pub Games

2008-08-18 Xbox 360 Games Store

A crappy gambling game that also doubles as a parable about the dangers of downloadable content.

Aliens: Colonial Marines

2013-02-13 PC

Both functionally broken and creatively bankrupt, Aliens: Colonial Marines is an extinction-level disaster.

Rock Revolution

2008-10-29 PlayStation 3, Xbox 360

This poor clone of today's music games is especially sad when you consider Konami's rich history with the genre.

PowerGig: Rise of the SixString

2010-11-24 Xbox 360

It's too little and far, far too late for this shoddy, low-rent rhythm game also-ran.

Lucha Fury

2011-06-28 Xbox 360 Games Store

Lucha Fury is like a master class in how to make a terrible beat-'em-up.

Velvet Assassin

2009-05-15 Xbox 360

Tedious, contrived, repetitive stealth mechanics make this a game you should try your best to hide from.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

2009-08-10 PlayStation 3, Xbox 360

It's really hard to imagine anyone having anything that even resembles a good time while playing G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.

Tony Hawk: RIDE

2009-11-20 Xbox 360, PlayStation 3

Tony Hawk: RIDE's shoddy hardware and ill-conceived software merge to form something completely abysmal.